Archives for November 2024

Jeff Walz, the brother of Vice-Presidential candidate Tim Walz, has opened up about his brother’s brutal nature. “Tim was a bully,” said the brother, according to our source, “Nobody liked him.” Unfortunately, we weren’t able to verify the source or the quote, so we sent ALLOD Journalisticator Tara Newhole to investigate. “It seems that it’s […]

In a shocking turn of events that has shaken the fast-food world, Dunkin’ Donuts CEO Dave Hoffmann has admitted the company took a staggering $1 billion hit after its ill-fated dive into “woke” politics. The confession, delivered at a hastily arranged press conference outside Dunkin’s Canton, Massachusetts headquarters, left investors, customers, and employees reeling. “We’re […]

In what can only be described as a long-awaited move, ABC’s CEO has officially pulled the plug on The View, the daytime talk show that has been a staple of heated debates, fiery exchanges, and countless eye rolls for nearly three decades. With a tone of both exasperation and relief, the CEO announced the decision […]

In what may be the most unexpected digital debacle of the year, pop megastar Taylor Swift has reportedly lost 50 million Instagram followers overnight after former President Donald Trump’s latest Truth Social post. In his typical no-holds-barred style, Trump fired off a scathing message that simply read, “I Hate Taylor Swift,” unleashing a wave of […]

The world of sports and celebrity collided in a dramatic fashion as celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay made headlines by tossing soccer star Megan Rapinoe out of his upscale restaurant. The unexpected incident, fueled by Rapinoe’s recent failed penalty kick and her controversial stance, shed light on the intricate interplay between sports, politics, and public perception. […]